Friday, July 28, 2006

Why?

I have a friend who works in Security. He's an undercover security manager or something like that. I had to tell someone what he had to spend time doing today, as to keep it to myself seemed selfish; so here I am typing it for all to see.

Today my friend was searching through in store CCTV footage for images of a middle aged woman taking a poo on a shop floor.

No I am not joking.

It begs the question WHY?

1/ Why was she relieving herself in the store?

2/ Why did the store want to find the footage of the event?

There's more.

Around three o clock he sent a text to say that he had found the footage that he had been required to find. He gave me the following details:

She walked into store and stood (not squatted - apparently this was relevent) and pooed.

She was wearing a skirt with no underwear...(well, that's the HOW? question out of the way then)

She then went to a counter in the shop and asked if they sold tissues. She bought tissues, went outside of the shop and in plain view of any passers by, relieved herself again, this time hitching up her skirt and wiping, then throwing the tissue on the floor.

She re-entered the store and continued with her shopping.

Just had to share that. I have no further information about her state of mind, clothing or whether any charges have been made. so I guess like me, you will be left wondering. WHY?

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